'Battle for mid-table mediocrity'
Open the sports section of any newspaper and you read articles
about elite sportsmen and women, a soccer player who scores a
wondrous goal, a hurler who drives a ball over the bar from the
touchline or an athlete who breaks his or her own national
record. However for each elite athlete, there are a thousand
athletes who are battling for what could be termed mid-table
mediocrity. And these battles can play themselves out in many
different forms. The Loughrea 5k was one such battle for me and
Athenry AC stalwart James Lundon (J.L.), my nemesis for the past
three years or so.
To describe my competition with J.L. in gaelic football terms, I
would say it is similar to midland rivals Westmeath and Offaly
meeting in the first round of the Leinster football championship.
Neither team has a chance of winning the All Ireland final and
being realistic, both teams have only the remotest chance of even
winning a provincial final. But they are neighbours and although
victory celebrations are muted, losing is noted.
Fast forward to the start line in Loughrea. A fine evening, what
seems like a strong crowd of over 200 runners and a high level of
organisation which we take for granted at these races at this
stage. Position myself at the front of the field. Beside the
poster boys of the Galway athletics scene, Johnny O'Connor and
Alan Burke. These guys warm up by running the race route
beforehand, get an idea of the hills, wind direction, kilometre
markers. My warm-up involves running from the registration hall
to the starting line. A token stretch and ready for action.
However unknown to everyone the battle for mid-table mediocrity
has begun. I look over for J.L., he has spotted me and the hand
goes up.
Whistle goes...
One kilometre... I am trying to find my position. The previous week
in Craughwell I gauged myself against Michelle Lynch, keep her in
your sights and you are running well. No Michelle Lynch tonight.
Never use a stopwatch, give it one hundred percent and the time
will look after itself. No sign of JL.
Two kilometres... I have found my markers; Julian Connelly, a sub
19 minute man for 5 k and Tommy Porter, mister consistent of
running. Possibly gone out too fast. I think I see Peter Delmer
not far ahead; if that is the case I have definitely gone out too
fast. No sign of J.L.
Three kilometres... I've hit a lull. Julian is getting away.
Tommy is maintaining the gap between us. My mindset changes;
question now is: 'Where is J.L?'
3.5 kilometres... Dig deep to pass Tommy.
3.6 kilometres... Silence behind me.
3.7 kilometres... The inevitable, silence is broken by the thud
of a runner behind. The thud is unique to one man. J.L. Not
going to look around.
3.8 kilometres... J.L. is alongside. No words exchanged. This
kilometre has been all uphill and I am flat out.
3.9 kilometres... J.L. is gone ahead.
Four kilometres... Sh*t or bust... Sprint! I use that word
loosely as I am sure that Gerry Ryan would laugh if I told him
this is a sprint. Pass J.L.
4.9 kilometres... Somebody in the crowd shouts 'Come on James'.
Panic sets in and I make a lunge for the line.
Five kilometres... Finish in a time of 19:13. A p.b! James
follows five seconds behind, also a p.b.
As Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter would say: 'Everyone is a winner.'
David Dunne.
Super Report ..
Thanks Dave. A Real Good Read.
Quality stuff
Good Work, Dave
Very Entertaining!
Lower than 'mid-table' battle for mediocrity
Funny read! There's many a private battle going on further down the field also (not me of course ;)...). However I would stress that you guys are not mid-table, at least not, from where I'm running!
I dream of mid-table mediocrity
Great read Dave, really funny and so true.