Second Confession – a Dublin City Marathon Report
(aka Seven Deadly Runs)
by Deirdre Hassett
With apologies to the late, great Frank O’Connor. Readers please note that some or all of the below may be marginally or wildly exaggerated and some of it may be a true account of the 2009 Dublin City Marathon. Please take your leisure to figure out which bits.
Scene setting:
October 27th 2009. A beautiful, young (okay, disheveled, thirty something) woman limps into a confessional. A priest draws back the shutter.
Priest: How long is it since your last marathon?